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superwhopony29:

moynmoyn:

lilbijou:

can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs

like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?

 honestly companies/places that do that are scum

Seriously though…image

that is messed up

twinkjolras:

before u harass non binary teens for their pronouns pls consider the following:

  1.  get a fucking life

decotex:

white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

(Source: scottthepilgrim)

humorking:

when you hear your parents talking shit from another room

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(Source: humorking)

nevermore117:

aobaseralonde:

seilfie:

heathazehero:

fireandiceandrageandkittens:

mylifeasaweapon:

koujackie:

mylifeasaweapon:

Sex advice: DMMD is not a how to guide DO NOT BITE THE D

AND SALIVA IS NOT LUBE

DO NOT FUCK THE DOG

if your robot boyfriend is dyin g he needs a hospital noT THE D

SNAKES DO NOT BELONG IN ASSES

NEITHER DOES CAKE

DO NOT LET THE LION SUCK YOUR D

what the fuck